"The uke player nees to shake his groove thing" - Anon

"Great! Very impressive" - Anon

"You need to get lei'ed" - Anon

"Shouldn't you do the drugs after the set?" - Ralph

"Wow, what a difference a little practice can make!" - Anon

"Oh, Slackers! I get goose bumps just thinking about that grand music of yours. Or is it needles and pins? I can't tell the difference." - jlbetr

"Brad's guitar is too small and is missing a couple strings" - Anon

"Slackers rule!"

"I was wondering when you are scheduled to play at the Metro Bus Station in Santa Cruz. I am interesting in getting tickets." - Judy

"Fun Site. I especially like the cute guy on the right in the photos." - Tom's Mom

"We want to see grass skirts!" - Bonny Doon Slacker Heads, Grant and Dr. Sheila

"It would really liven things up if someone would bite off the head of a chicken." - Tammy

"Are you guys partying with Mick and Keith after the gig?" - Tina

"Where are the topless dancers???" - Marlon

"$29.95 for an autographed picture of you bums? What a scam!" - Tina

"Why are the gorgeous gals in back and the ugly mugs in front?" - Tammy

"Don't give up your day jobs!" - Ralph